Oh, no. I'm sorry. So sorry.

Freaking reporters, man!

A once in a lifetime chance to break a Guiness World Record, and it's ruined by his incompetence. Had he never shown his dirty face, had he never emerged from his mother's womb, these kids would've been immortalized in Discovery Science Center in Santa Ana, CA lore.

Consider the following:

1. How difficult it is to rig a bubble set-up like that. I mean, freak that's hard.
2. How difficult it is to find 20-30 kids wearing yellow shirts.
3. How not difficult it is to not step in the one freaking part of the stage that would completely ruin everything.

I mean come one, David you were killing it out there! You nailed the live send-off from the studio, your introduction was Pulitzer-worthy, and your "bubble" pun landed like jet on a runway. All you had to do was just--

Wait--




Oh. I see.

David, you're a freaking weird.