Hands down my favorite part of watching America's Funniest Home Videos is watching children fall over. It's even more of my favorite if they fall over while screaming. It still yet more of my favorite if they're wearing snow clothes, which renders each of their limbs even more useless than they were before.
I know this must make me sound like a sadist, and if I ever want to adopt kids one day this confession might permanently put me in the "Danger: Unstable" file. But I just can't resist the helpless, flailing cries of a toddler meeting the surface of the earth.
The above video adds an extra wrinkle to the proceedings, giving us the useless cries of "PIZZA!!!"as the child clearly does whatever the opposite of a "pizza" is. And despite the child's inability to remember the tasty ski technique, the man continues to yell it out, hoping that if perhaps he could yell "PIZZA" even louder, the word might suddenly gain the intended meaning.
Spoiler: it doesn't
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