The groin hit.
A time-honored tradition among home video enthusiasts, the groin hit serves its purpose in its unfailing ability to render both the victim and the viewer in hysterics. There may not be a more hopeless sight than seeing a man take a shot right right in the marbles, especially if it causes the injured party to recoil and drop to his knees, clutching said marbles.
Enter Kerwin Bell, quarterback for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. Current record holder for the highest career passer rating of any quarterback in the NFL (min. 1 pass attempt), Kerwin forged himself a healthy career in Canadian football. His fertile pass attempts conceived touchdown offspring, while opponents were rendered impotent.
On some occasion, Kerwin found himself smashing into the endzone on his feet, thus having the need to celebrate his newfound burst of ecstasy.
What eventually follows this peak of gladness, is utter failure.
In mere seconds, Florida Gator Kerwin Bell goes from champ to chump.
Spike.
Groin.
Shove.
Butt in face.
Defeat.
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