"EXHIBIT A. A flat-head staple remover, inserted into the right subclavian artery, removed, and inserted again into the right common carotid artery."
"Your honor, we know the alleged weapons, there's no need to remind the jur--"
"Overruled. Mr. Ross you may continue."
"EXHIBIT B. A mangled Bic pen inserted into the left orbital socket, penetrating the outer brain tissue. The cap was not removed.
"And finally, EXHIBIT C. A self-recorded video uploaded, by the defendant, to YouTube 5 days before the death of Mr. Paul Howard.
"The video gained a staggering 10,000 views in those 5 days. 10,000 citizens listened to the defendant say the words, '...maybe [I'll] kill him.' Among them, one Meta1ord, declared 'homicide' to be a 'really good solution.'
"There's an old saying my father used to say. He said that if something looks like a duck ... "
"Get to the point already!"
"... smells like a duck ..."
"Mr. Johnson, do not interrupt the courtroom again."
"... then by golly ... it must be a duck.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Mr. McNease ...
"... is a duck."
"Your honor, we know the alleged weapons, there's no need to remind the jur--"
"Overruled. Mr. Ross you may continue."
"EXHIBIT B. A mangled Bic pen inserted into the left orbital socket, penetrating the outer brain tissue. The cap was not removed.
"And finally, EXHIBIT C. A self-recorded video uploaded, by the defendant, to YouTube 5 days before the death of Mr. Paul Howard.
"The video gained a staggering 10,000 views in those 5 days. 10,000 citizens listened to the defendant say the words, '...maybe [I'll] kill him.' Among them, one Meta1ord, declared 'homicide' to be a 'really good solution.'
"There's an old saying my father used to say. He said that if something looks like a duck ... "
"Get to the point already!"
"... smells like a duck ..."
"Mr. Johnson, do not interrupt the courtroom again."
"... then by golly ... it must be a duck.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Mr. McNease ...
"... is a duck."
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